Girl at the rock show: what
Mark Hoppus: i don't know


have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

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27 Aug 14 at 6 pm




when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 

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My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

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once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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when you hear a song by your favorite artist in the store and try to keep calm

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       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

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27 Aug 14 at 5 pm


#me in class when i get the answer wrong

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very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

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