titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via dystopia911)

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

(via shitdeanweforgotadam)

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18 Apr 14 at 10 pm

pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

(Source: lordoftheflygons, via akemiis)

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

(via woahgan)

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

(Source: musical-ofethics, via shitdeanweforgotadam)